- i'm amazed at how many women have prostate problems. It seems to be that a large number of sleep deprived females complain about this.
- when a pediatric patient asked her mother to use the restroom during the evening, the mother replied, " Squeeze your ass cheeks together and close your eyes!"
- one patient found it remarkable that her and I had so much in common. I had to burst her bubble. I told her that I agree with all if the patients regardless of the topic. If you like murder, then ill like it too!
- one night I found the urge to answer as many questions as I could with one word replies. (Many consecutive nights on overnight shift cause me to think of strange ideas). I did this quite naturally until the patients began talking to me slower and louder. I suppose I was mistaken for being mentally retarded...or maybe they weren't mistaken?
- one well known local physician, highly highly respected, argued with me that one particular patients neck size was 45 inches. Keep in mind that the measurement had both cm and inches on opposites sides of the measure. But godly physicians always win their arguments.
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That's enough to get me started. If anyone enjoyed this, then ill make these posts regularly. All of the above happened in a single week.
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